Insurance Boss: Movie Night

“Oh, fuck. I hate it when they make you read at the beginning of a movie.”

We finally get the Biscuit in the bed. We’ve wiped up the crumbs under the table for the eleventy-billionth time. We plop our asses on the couch and hit play. Oh, no. Uh-uh. These jerks have the gall to ask us to read??? Insurance Boss works his butt off at work every day, so when it comes time to relax and watch a movie, nobody better require any effort from his brain. He only has another 10 minutes before he falls asleep, anyway. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Keepin’ It Classy

Insurance Boss: “Biscuit, you wanna come with me to the trash? You carry this [beer] box, and I’ll carry that [beer] box.”

Me: “And hope the neighbors don’t see.”

Insurance Boss: “It’s ok, she’s got the Stella Artois.”