Biscuit: [suddenly, angrily, from the backseat] MOMMY! It’s WINDY today!!!
Me: You need to try that again. Nicely please.
Biscuit: Mommy, it’s windy today.
Me: Yeah, it is a little breezy.
Biscuit: No! You say, “It’s NOT windy!”
Me: Are you trying to argue with me on purpose?
Me: No, don’t do that. Arguing isn’t fun.
Biscuit: It IS fun!!!
Me: No, it’s not.
Biscuit: Yes it is.
Outsmarted by a 3-year-old. I’ll just hang my head now.